Seeking input and help

Found out last week that the casino is doing an ugly sweater contest for Christmas for the employees.

I want to win it!

Any suggestions?  I was also wondering if anyone had any creative ideas where Skott and I could dress up together/complimenting/etc.... 

I am going to have to start hitting the used stores early... as I have already scoped out the heinous prices on ebay.  Apparently, this is a very popular party idea.